Celebrities (and I say that as blandly as possitble). I wouldn’t dare spend a lot of time talking about celebrities because that would defeat the whole point: I don’t want to hear anymore about celebrities! I really just don’t care that much. I want to listen to their music, watch their movies or TV shows, attend their sporting events, and then get on with my day. Is that too much to ask? I don’t think so. I mean, dude, I’ve even heard celebrities say they are sick of celebrities. And when your own kind turn on you, you know there’s a problem.

So for the next couple of days let's talk about just a few rich and famous topics I just don’t want to hear about anymore...


He's not exactly a tv celebrity but he's rich and famous. And since the topic is getting on my nerves, here goes...Mr. Spitszer. All I Can say is...so...what? Isn’t prostitution called the oldest profession? Why is this such big news? I mean who is actually surprised? It’s like, “Oh my god, rich men sleep with prostitutes? I didn’t know that!!” (please) Rich, powerful men sleep with prostitutes. Poor, powerless men sleep with prostitutes. What’s the common denominator? Men sleep with prostitutes.

Besides, the list of rich men who sleep with prostitutes SHOULD be long. What else do they have to do? (Let’s see…wake up at 9am, take over another company, lay-off tons of folks. It’s 10am. Time to commit adultery and sleep with a prostitute using thousands of taxpayer dollars.) And now of course that its been discovered that he hooks up with hos, everyone wants to expose his shady business practices. Hello! That’s what I’ve been saying. If you’ll betray your wife, you’ll betray anybody. Anway, he’s out, some other rich, powerful man is in. Let’s keep it moving…

Tell me what you think. Or what other celeb topic you're tired of hearing about.